I should invest in citrus plantations
I am AWESOME. Brilliant, undoubtedly. Genius, possibly. (Sensei would disagree, but Hyuuga're always full of it.)

Anyway. Tsume, you'll be happy to hear my karma is totally balanced. I've gone through about a crate of oranges--and the morgue guys told me next time I came around had better be on the far side of never--but I've managed to run another jutsu at the same time as the Nikutai Tokasu and the Nikutai Hakai. Not sure I could do it at the same time as the Naizou Tokasu, but that one doesn't smell so bad anyway. Just makes people vomit up their inner organs, and no, I swear I wasn't using it on you.

Not sure I'm gonna call it the Happy Citrus Jutsu, but it's a thought.


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It still smells kinda like rotting oranges, but I think I'll have it down by next week. Not being able to work in the morgue is a problem, though. Somebody mentioned they have labs here at HQ. Wonder if I could get into one of them...

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Anyone know the rules for getting into the labs here?

And is it scarier to melt people while smelling of oranges, or just kinda ridiculous?