March 6
Dude, tonight I got a shower. It was awesome. Clones are more useful than you'd think, especially if you're smart enough to make 'em with two good knees instead of one bad one. Although I think the guy who came into the showers after me got a little confused.

Just for the record, if I were having sex with myself, I sure wouldn't do it in a public shower.

Pakkun brought the maintenance guy by Kakashi's apartment before I left. Found me sleeping on the floor, actually. If you've never been woken up by a pug yelling in your ear, you haven't lived. I think whoever's supplying HQ with spare doors is getting filthy rich at the expense of our blood, 'cause there's no way one door should be worth as much as two A-rank mission bonuses. Kakashi's school-marm neighbor came by while we were arguing about it. He seemed pretty pleased.

And Kakashi slept through the whole thing.