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Tousaki Ryouma ([info]fallen_ryouma) wrote,
@ 2008-02-06 16:31:00

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Hard Rock and Cafe
Used the signing bonus to pick up a nearly-new stereo after training today in the second-hand place down by the Korean barbecue. Rock. (Got a microwave and a mini-fridge, too, but they're not nearly as cool.) Store clerk said he didn't know when it'd come in, but I'm guessing they got it off some guy's effects sale after he kicked it. Dunno why they feel uneasy saying that to a ninja. Like I'm gonna think the stereo's cursed, or something? If the guy next to me bites it on a mission, I don't think twice about taking his kunai when mine run low. Why'd his stereo be any different?

Huh. Civilians.

And speaking of, that night-shift cook isn't too bad, after all. No pie on hand last night, but he promised there'd be some at breakfast this morning. And whaddya know, he kept his word.

Apple, too. I dunno where all the rumors started about the cafeteria food. From where I'm sitting, that pie was pretty damn good.


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[info]fallen_ren
2008-02-06 07:23 pm UTC (link)
Pie is better when you bake it yourself!

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[info]fallen_ryouma
2008-02-06 07:29 pm UTC (link)
Unfortunately, I never mastered the fine art of baking. Sign of a misspent chldhood, obviously. You sound like you're accomplished, though...?

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[info]fallen_ren
2008-02-06 07:33 pm UTC (link)
I think I have a pie under the multitude of baked goods I've made in the last six hours.

I have work due so I'm baking. You know how it goes~

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[info]fallen_ryouma
2008-02-06 07:38 pm UTC (link)
'f you need encouraging company, I'd be happy to help.

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[info]fallen_ren
2008-02-06 07:39 pm UTC (link)
I could always use a dish washer ♥

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[info]fallen_ryouma
2008-02-06 10:30 pm UTC (link)
Babe, I'd be willing to wash any dishes you need.

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[info]fallen_kotetsu
2008-02-07 02:08 am UTC (link)
Man, you got Pie? Whaddya do, threaten him for it?

Tried to go in again, just now, and woah was he on the alert. Damn. No pie.

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[info]fallen_ryouma
2008-02-07 02:13 am UTC (link)
Showed 'im one of the tattoos you didn't get to see, and offered sexual favors.



...Actually, I just asked. He was kind of pathetically eager to please. Don't think he gets too many requests.

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[info]fallen_kotetsu
2008-02-07 02:15 am UTC (link)
....

....

... What? You whattawhatted him with what?

*sound of hand slipping off table, crash of body meeting floor*

... you're fucking joking right?

Dammit, don't say that sort of things! People'd think it was real!

And... pathetically easy to please? That doesn't sound like him. If he didn't keep waving cleavers...

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[info]fallen_ryouma
2008-02-07 02:19 am UTC (link)
Dude, I thought you liked guys! What're you getting all hypocritical for?

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[info]fallen_kotetsu
2008-02-07 02:21 am UTC (link)
Dude, he's ancient!

And the sexual favours thing - it's just.

*pauses*

Just. Seriously. You're into girls. I thought you were into girls. I thought you'd do the sexual favours for the girls not the guys. I think. Or something. I'm not too sure.

How's it hypocritcal anyway?

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[info]fallen_ryouma
2008-02-07 02:24 am UTC (link)
Hey, don't discriminate. Everybody's got a kink, and maybe mine's just for age and experience. Sorry that puts you out of the running, kiddo, but maybe if you dyed your temples...

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[info]fallen_kotetsu
2008-02-07 02:28 am UTC (link)
Dyed my temples? You want me to look like a deranged porcupine on acid? It'd look horrible...

... Wait.

What? Kink? *blink. Blink. Sloooow blink*

...Right. um. Hey, got any of that pie? *not blushing. Really. Dammit.* *tugs the bandages down over his cheeks in a nervous gesture*

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[info]fallen_ryouma
2008-02-07 02:30 am UTC (link)
...Dude, you are so easy to wind up.

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[info]fallen_kotetsu
2008-02-07 02:33 am UTC (link)
Wind up... Hey, I wasn't wound up nothing!

You suggested dying my hair, for goodness' sake. If you touch my hair, I'll shave yours off.

Now, as to the pie...

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[info]fallen_ryouma
2008-02-07 02:35 am UTC (link)
Hey, pie's all mine. You want your own, you go proposition a cleaver-wielding cook.

Actually, you'd better wait on that. I want to see.

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[info]fallen_kotetsu
2008-02-07 02:37 am UTC (link)
I go proposition the what?

...

...

You want to... ARGH. *pounce* That was utterly UN FUNNY. *not blushing madly like a tomato.*

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[info]fallen_ryouma
2008-02-07 02:47 am UTC (link)
C'mon, it was a little funny. Or do you only like guys with dark hair and smooth pecs? 'Cause I've got both. I'm gonna start feeling insulted you didn't proposition me.

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[info]fallen_kotetsu
2008-02-07 02:54 am UTC (link)
Was not! And I'm totally not going to proposition any guy just because he's good looking! I got my pride.

See if you say shit like this again if I pin you like this, huh?

But pecs. Damn.

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[info]fallen_ryouma
2008-02-07 03:12 am UTC (link)
If you're that picky, you're never gonna get laid.

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[info]fallen_kotetsu
2008-02-07 03:14 am UTC (link)
... You're seriously suicidal, aren'tcha? Anyway. I like blond, so you're out. Less you dye the scrub-top?

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[info]fallen_ryouma
2008-02-07 03:16 am UTC (link)
And I like girls, remember? :D

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[info]fallen_kotetsu
2008-02-07 03:17 am UTC (link)
You....!

You were talking about propositioning.... Argh. You're a.. a... fucking tease, is what.

Hmph.

Now I'm hungry.

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[info]fallen_ryouma
2008-02-07 03:20 am UTC (link)
Huh. That's what the cook said, too.



(It's like kicking puppies, but I can't stop.)

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[info]fallen_kotetsu
2008-02-07 03:23 am UTC (link)
... the cook said what? You... what? What...


... oh gods the images in my HEAD. I didn't WANT to know that!

Argh!

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[info]fallen_ryouma
2008-02-07 03:40 am UTC (link)
You've really got it in for this guy, huh. Okay, he kicked you out of the kitchen. Why's that mean you gotta deny him the fun of a basic human drive?

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[info]fallen_kotetsu
2008-02-07 03:55 am UTC (link)
Him? Seriously. I don't have shit for him. I mean. He doesn't let me eat is what. That's all.

I did NOT want to know what he does ... in his free time!

... you put such evil images in my head. Sure you're not from down Sakura Avenue instead?

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[info]fallen_ryouma
2008-02-07 04:00 am UTC (link)
Well, I'm kind of an ANBU agent, y'know. Evil's what we do. Depending on your point of view.

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[info]fallen_kotetsu
2008-02-07 04:44 am UTC (link)
Right. If you wanna put it THAT way. But seriously, man. No one wants to think about that.

Now if you refuse to share pie I'm gonna hafta beg Ryuichi for some. He makes me pie.

Sometimes.

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[info]fallen_sumire
2008-02-07 03:47 am UTC (link)
Shall I assume that the screaming-to-guitar coming from the room next to me is you and not someone skinning a cat to music?

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[info]fallen_ryouma
2008-02-07 03:51 am UTC (link)
You've got some pretty weird ways of skinning cats. Isn't that cruelty to animals or something if they're still alive?

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[info]fallen_sumire
2008-02-07 03:52 am UTC (link)
I'm just saying that's what it sounds like.

So, it is you, O Mysterious Neighbor?

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[info]fallen_ryouma
2008-02-07 03:59 am UTC (link)
I'd ask how you know what it sounds like, but somehow I doubt you'd tell me.

Whether it's me depends entirely on who's asking. Are you dark-haired, gorgeous, and prone to breaking men's hearts?

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[info]fallen_sumire
2008-02-07 04:16 am UTC (link)
I don't think I've heard of myself described that way. Oh, but flattery, of course, will get you everywhere.

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[info]fallen_ryouma
2008-02-07 04:21 am UTC (link)
Well, how would you describe yourself? I'd like to get my intel straight from the source.

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[info]fallen_sumire
2008-02-08 06:19 am UTC (link)
Oh really? A direct kind of person. I like that. ♥


I suppose I'd be average height, with long dark hair and, hmm, yes, maybe your assessment of me was correct. My, my, you are on top of your information.

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